wellpresseddaisy | (no subject)

HP fanfic trait is that I invent wildly ridiculous ways for the whole Voldemort + horcrux situation to be dealt with because I’d rather write about the magical Season and Social Crimes.

Harry Potter panicking because people keep trying to get him Alone and What About His Virtue? is way more entertaining than Harry Potter being kidnapped and tortured.

(Harry doesn’t actually have to worry about any of it because Ron and Hermione have his back. Ron is big enough to make people leave and Hermione is mean enough to make them hurt if they don’t. Harry hasn’t noticed yet.)